The People's Republic of RSS China is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.073 billion RSS Chinans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient RSS Chinan economy, worth 575 trillion Crédito socials a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 187,263 Crédito socials, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, and five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RSS China's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

RSS China is ranked 321,662^nd in the world and 90^th in Flanelistan for Nicest Citizens, with 0.38 average smiles per day.